The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a crot woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly memek that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokep (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to bokep the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex porn worker.

Now, memek according to bokep bokeh this new study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s memek far more bokep bokeh likely to gently sigh porn and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. crot It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make porn their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by porn two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels porn were all memek about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It memek was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bokep bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech bokep like a porn demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokep , crot where loud always equals better.

As crot a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in crot 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m porn concerned, bokep that’s crot what you should be porn doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind bokeh of attention.

In memek their book, memek Sex bokeh At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

porn If you’re a sex worker, bokep I bokep can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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